40in40 – Emperor’s New Groove

16May09

EDIT: I removed some of the obscenities. Apologies.

My Netflix rating: 5/5 effin stars.

At 9:09 pm, we decided on the rules.

• One shot whenever somebody says “kuzcotopia.”
• One swig whenever they say “kuzco.” Keep drinking whenever anybody’s dancing.

9:12, we started the movie. I never noticed this.

9:16, I finished my first beer. I love this movie. I love when movies break the fourth wall.

9:17, the definition of “groove” – The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.

9:22, our first shot. Boo-yah! My ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide. Doo doo dooroorooroo doo doo dooroo~

9:29, Kronk’s got his own theme music.

9:33, is there a funnier animated movie? Seriously, if you have a better one, I’ll take a shot. I know the Pixar stuff is pretty witty, but man, Patrick Warburton is genius.

9:40, shot #2, I’m on my 3^rd beer. I immediately regret this decision.

9:41, the squirrel. Everybody cracked a rib at this scene. HAHAHAH oh man. I understand you have no idea what I’m talking about. Maybe this strip will help.

9:45, shot #3, are you kidding me? I had to chase with a strawberry to finish this one.

9:47, Tiffany says, “He’s so cute!” really? The lama?! “No, Pacha!” Ok, what is it with girls and really overweight guys? Is it that motherly complex?

9:50, a taco bell craving. Oh shit. Movie over. We’re going bowling. Jeff says, “That was fun!” Indeed.

Tiffany says, “Tell me I can’t outdrink you guys. Just cuz I’m in college, I can outdrink 25 year olds.” Yale, “26 year olds!” Tiffany, “26! That’s so sad!”

She’s got a good point, why am I doing this at 25/26? Time to bowl a 200. Peace outside.

“Ohh. I feel it.“–Kronk

Shoutout to Tiffany, Jeff, and Yale for suffering with me.

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